la chop - When your hair gets chopped so fast it feels like your head

When your hair gets chopped so fast it feels like your head is getting hacked in a video game.

My friend got la chop and now his hair looks like it was chopped by a robot.

I got la chop and now I look like I lost a bet with a hedgehog.

My brother got la chop and now he’s a walking bobblehead.