La Chataigneraie
The best campus in the whole world, according to people who’ve never been anywhere else. It’s where kids brag about their lunches.
My friend’s sister goes there and says the cafeteria has more meat than a butcher shop.
I got a letter from La Chataigneraie saying I’m too poor to attend.
The kid next door cried when he found out he wasn’t going there.