la chain - The ghetto version of L’chaim, like when you’re too dumb to

The ghetto version of L’chaim, like when you’re too dumb to say it right.

I said 'la chain' and my teacher gave me detention.

At the restaurant, I said 'la chain' and the waiter laughed at me.

I tried to say L’chaim, but I said 'la chain' and my friend called me a fool.