La Canada
A boring town where everyone is rich, and it’s pronounced ‘la ca-nya-duh.’ People there think they’re the best at everything and can’t stand anyone who isn’t.
I asked my friend why she moved here. She said, ‘Because we’re rich and I don’t want to be poor.’
My cousin got into a fight with her neighbor because he parked his $100,000 car in front of her house.
My teacher told me I was the only kid who didn’t know who Miley Cyrus was. I told her I had better things to do.