La cagastes
You made such a stupid mistake it’s like you took a dump on your own life and there’s no way to fix it.
He tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office. La cagastes.
She texted her crush 'I luv u' but it came out as 'I luv uuuuu'. La cagastes.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded. La cagastes.