La Brea Tar Shits - The nastiest, goopiest, blackest poop you ever saw, like som

The nastiest, goopiest, blackest poop you ever saw, like something from a horror movie.

My La Brea Tar Shit was so bad, the toilet started crying.

I tried to flush my La Brea Tar Shit, and it just sat there, laughing at me.

My friend’s La Brea Tar Shit was so strong, it made the whole bathroom smell like a sewer.