I scored a goal and my teammate said, ‘That’s la boomba.’ I said, ‘I’m not just good, I’m legendary.’ He said, ‘You’re also very loud.’

My brother kicked the ball into the net and said, ‘That’s la boomba.’ I said, ‘You’re just mad because I beat you at Mario Kart again.’

I kicked the ball so far it went to the moon. ‘La boomba,’ I said. My dog barked at the moon and it came back.