La bãna trifecta - A man goes to the bathroom, poops, pees, jacks off into the

A man goes to the bathroom, poops, pees, jacks off into the toilet, and wipes like he just fought a war.

My cousin does this every time he goes to the bathroom. He’s like a toilet warrior.

I walked in on my dad doing this. He didn’t even notice me.

My brother does this so much, the toilet is now his best friend.