La-ah (La-dash-uh)
A fake name from the city that’s been around since 2007 and has been annoying radio hosts ever since. People say it wrong, and the tagline is 'the dash don't be silent', like the dash is a person who needs to speak up.
My friend said 'La-ah' like it was a secret code. It wasn’t. It was just a dumb name.
I heard a DJ say 'La-ah' like it was a brand new invention. It wasn’t. It was just old and dumb.
I tried to say 'La-ah' and my dog barked at me. That’s how bad it was.