L3FtY
A left-handed bullet wizard who can aim better than your mom can cook. They’re the reason you’re still alive after that last bullet missed.
That L3fty in the army could hit a fly on a wall. I tried to hit a fly. I hit my neighbor’s head. Hard.
My friend’s a L3fty. He once took out three enemies with one shot. I took out my sister with a pillow. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a pillow fight.
My uncle’s a L3fty. He shot a rabbit in the eye while riding a bike. I shot my dog in the leg while riding a tricycle. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a tricycle disaster.