That L3fty in my class could hit a balloon from 100 yards. I tried to hit a balloon. I hit my teacher’s head. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a balloon accident.

My cousin’s a L3fty. He once shot a pigeon mid-flight. I tried to shoot a pigeon. I hit my mom’s car. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a pigeon mess-up.

That L3fty in the military could hit a target with his eyes closed. I tried to hit a target with my eyes closed. I hit my dog. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a dog disaster.