L337 Train
The L337 Train goes w00t w00t! It's like the train's screaming your name while it blasts its butt off the tracks.
My mom texts me: 'L337 Train just woke me up at 3 AM.'
My friend DMs: 'The L337 Train is my alarm clock.'
My teacher wrote on my test: 'L337 Train goes w00t w00t!'