L2D - When you’re so drunk you forget your own name but still know

When you’re so drunk you forget your own name but still know how to open a beer

I L2D-ed so hard I forgot my own name. My friend had to remind me I was a human.

I tried to learn 2 drink but now I just drink 2 learn.

I drank so much I learned how to speak in tongues. It was mostly just ‘beer’ and ‘why’.