L0V3S1CK
You're the kid who still thinks having L0V3S1CK is a big deal, but I had it before you even knew what a username was.
You're not even close. I had L0V3S1CK before your last name was a thing.
You think L0V3S1CK is cool? I had it before you had a phone.
You're just a kid with a username. I'm the king of usernames.