L0V3S1CK - You're that kid who still thinks L0V3S1CK is a big deal, but

You're that kid who still thinks L0V3S1CK is a big deal, but I've had it since I could talk.

You think L0V3S1CK is a big deal? I had it before your mom had her first coffee.

You're not even close. I had L0V3S1CK before you had a life.

You're just trying to be cool. I'm already cool.