L Theory
The L theory says that anyone with a name starting with L is a certified cutie, and if they aren’t, they’re just a bad person who needs to be insulted.
Lisa is a cutie. Lisa’s cousin Linda is a cutie. Lisa’s cousin Linda’s pet lizard is a cutie. Lisa’s cousin Linda’s pet lizard’s owner is a cutie.
My name is Liam. I’m a cutie. My dad’s name is Larry. He’s a cutie. My grandma’s name is Lucy. She’s a cutie. My grandma’s dog is a cutie.
Liam: 'I’m a cutie.' Larry: 'I’m a cutie.' Lucy: 'I’m a cutie.' The dog: 'I’m a cutie.' The dog’s owner: 'I’m a cutie.'