L Tarnoff Syndrome - L Tarnoff Syndrome is when you’re so messed up from licking

L Tarnoff Syndrome is when you’re so messed up from licking toads you think you’re a rockstar and everyone should listen to you.

I told my dad I was starting a band called ‘The Toad Kings’ and we were going to play at the mall.

I walked into class and said, ‘I’m here to take over the world, and I’m doing it with toads.’

I started singing to the principal and said, ‘You’re the best listener I’ve ever had.’