L Stand Blumpkin
Getting a blumpkin from someone who's doing a L stand means you're the one who got left hanging.
You: 'We're going to the mall.' Him: 'Nope. I'm doing a L stand.'
You ask your friend to come to the game. He says: 'Nah, I'm doing a L stand.'
You call your crush. He says: 'I can't talk. I'm doing a L stand.'