L Stand Blumpkin
Getting a blumpkin from a L stand means you're the one who got left in the dust.
You: 'I'm coming to the party.' Him: 'Nope. I'm doing a L stand.'
You tell your friend you're going to the game. He says: 'I'm doing a L stand.'
You call your crush. He says: 'I'm doing a L stand.'
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