L-Spud
a confused person who has both a penis and a set of boobs and doesn’t know which side of the bed to sleep on
My neighbor is an L-Spud and he tried to beat my dog up because he thought it was a woman
My brother’s friend is an L-Spud and he cried when he found out he had a penis
That L-Spud tried to join the army and got kicked out for being too much