L spawn
When a kid is born in the worst possible place, like a dumpster, and gets stuck with a name like 'Barnacle' and a height that makes them look like a giraffe with a bad hair day.
My cousin was L spawned in a laundromat. His name is Larry. He’s 6 feet tall and looks like he was hit by a truck.
My mom was L spawned in a jail cell. Her name is Loretta. She’s 5 feet tall and looks like she’s been eating dirt for 30 years.
My dog was L spawned in a trash can. His name is Lump. He’s 2 feet tall and smells like a dead sock.