L spawn - A fancy way of saying you were dropped into the world like a

A fancy way of saying you were dropped into the world like a turd in a punch bowl, with no choice but to deal with whatever mess came with it.

My brother was L spawned in a hospital. His name is Lenny. He’s 5 feet 10 inches and looks like he was born to be a gym teacher.

My neighbor was L spawned in a parking lot. Her name is Linda. She’s 4 feet tall and smells like a hot dog stand in summer.

My cat was L spawned in a backpack. His name is Lumpkin. He’s 2 feet tall and hates Mondays.