L. Ron Hubbard
A fat, bald, money-hungry guy who made up a religion about evil aliens to get people to give him their money and their sanity.
'I believed Xenu was real, but then I realized he was just a guy with a bad beard.', @ScientologyDude
'I paid $200,000 to be a 'clear' and now I can't even remember my own name.', @ScientologyBill
'He’s like a con artist with a PhD in nonsense.', @L Ron Hater