L. Ron Haggard
A funny way to say someone looks like they've been dragged through a sewer and shot by a gang of angry raccoons. It's a joke about L. Ron Hubbard, the guy who started Scientology and probably still thinks he's a god.
My uncle looked like L. Ron Haggard after he got fired and ate three pizzas in one night.
She came to work looking like L. Ron Haggard had lived in her hair for a week.
He texted me, 'I feel like L. Ron Haggard after my dog ate my laptop.'