L-rod
An L-rod is the Mexican kid who walks like a confused elephant and smells like old socks. He tells the worst jokes in the world and always says them like he’s on a mission from God. He also thinks he’s a genius because he can sniff out a fart from a mile away.
I can tell you what your fart smells like before you even let it out.
I walked like Bigfoot and bumped into a wall.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to die.