L. N. Dub
Late Night Whack is when a lonely man goes home and jacks off after a night of trying to charm the pink taco and failing.
The pink taco didn't even look at me. Time for my L. N. Dub.
I tried to impress the pink taco. He didn't even blink. I'm going to L. N. Dub.
After my failed date, I went home and L. N. Dubbed my troubles away.