L. Kramer - L. Kramer is the kind of woman that makes men forget their o

L. Kramer is the kind of woman that makes men forget their own names. Her chest is so big it could knock out a cow.

My brother saw L. Kramer and forgot how to walk. He's been limping ever since.

I tried to text L. Kramer. My phone melted. Then my face.

My dad saw L. Kramer and tried to marry her. He didn’t even ask her permission.