L. John
The manliest man on Earth, with a handlebar mustache so big it should’ve been its own country. He beat everyone except two guys, and that’s just sad.
My uncle’s got a mustache that could beat L. John in a mustache fight.
If L. John was here, he’d punch your face for calling him a meathead.
He’s like the king of the punch and the mustache is just his crown.