L-Dog's cuz
L-Dog's Cuz is the most ripped, sexy, and hot guy around. L-Dog said so, and now everyone is mad because they’re all jealous.
L-Dog’s Cuz showed up at the party, and my friend tried to fight him. He didn’t stand a chance.
My mom said L-Dog’s Cuz is the reason I don’t have a girlfriend anymore.
L-Dog’s Cuz is like a god. Everyone else is just a mortal.