L-Dale
A run-down town near Philly that people from there love to pretend is something special, even though it's just a bunch of poopy little streets.
My friend's mom says L-Dale is the best place in the world, even though she works at a gas station there.
I got called a L-Dale loser for just walking through the town.
My cousin from L-Dale thinks he's the king of the world because he lives there.