l and f
L and F stands for Life of a Fat Ass. Use it when you’re so bloated you feel like you’re about to burst. Say it like you’re annoyed and proud at the same time.
"I ate a whole cake for breakfast. L and F.", he was just full but felt like a hero.
"I haven’t moved in three days. L and F.", she was just lazy and comfortable.
"I L and F’d my pants.", his pants were tight and he was mad about it.