L A Fitness
A gym where men go to work out and then have a wrestling match over who gets the last dumbbell.
I was doing squats and some guy tackled me to the ground for the leg press.
My cousin went to L A Fitness and came out with a bruised rib and a new boyfriend.
I tried to do a plank and some guy said, 'You're not ready for that yet.' And then he tackled me.