k's up
K’s up is when you slather KY Jelly on your junk like it’s your last day on Earth, just so you don’t end up looking like a meatloaf after gay sex.
I K’d up so hard, I looked like a greasy hot dog before the first bite.
If I didn’t K up, I’d probably be in the ER with my junk looking like a melted snow cone.
I K’d up so much, my lover thought I was a serial killer.