K.I.M.
K. I. M. is a crazy, hyper, insane woman who is too scared to actually talk to a guy or even take a real shot at being with one.
K. I. M. is like a mess in a skirt who can't decide if she wants a boyfriend or a boyfriend who's into anime.
That K. I. M. is more dramatic than my ex.
K. I. M. is the reason I'm still single.