k.d. lang fan
A human who thinks being a lesbian is the only way to be cool. They also think K. D. Lang is the most important person alive.
My mom’s a K. D. Lang fan. She says I’m not cool until I start singing like K. D. Lang.
My brother got in trouble for being a K. D. Lang fan. He drew her on the blackboard with glitter and markers.
I told my friend I was a K. D. Lang fan. He called me a weirdo and said I needed to grow up.