Kalabraius
A man so far from average, he might as well be a alien. He walks in and people drop what they’re doing. He’s got a heart that’s full of love and a face that makes women swoon. And his ass? That’s just extra.
When Kalabraius walked in, the room went silent. Even the dog stopped barking.
She texted her best friend: 'I think I just saw a god.'
He sat down, and the whole table leaned in to get a better look.