Kalabraius
A guy so far from average, he might as well be a superhero. He walks in and everyone looks up. He’s got a heart so big, it could hold a whole bar. And his ass? That’s just the cherry on top.
Kalabraius walked in, and the whole bar stood up. Even the DJ paused the music.
She saw him and dropped her phone. It hit the floor and broke.
He walked in, and the room forgot how to breathe.