Kalabazoo
A loser who plays a guitar, eats a corndog, eats only lemon salt water taffy, and sits on a trombone all at the same time. It’s like a loser’s version of a rock star.
Kalabazoo plays guitar, eats corndogs, and sits on a trombone. He’s like a loser with a stage presence.
My cousin is a Kalabazoo. He eats only lemon salt water taffy and sits on a trombone. It’s a lifestyle.
Kalabazoo: The only person who can make a trombone sound like a corndog.