Kalabasa - Kalabasa is when you’re so dumbfounded you look like a brain

Kalabasa is when you’re so dumbfounded you look like a brainless pumpkin. Your mouth drops like you just got yelled at by your mom.

My mom screamed at me and I went Kalabasa.

My friend told me a joke I didn’t get and I went Kalabasa.

I saw my crush fail and I did a Kalabasa.