kalab
Kalab is a Peruvian goddess who has a brain, a body, and a face that could make Jesus weep. He’s got a great kiss and a personality that will make you think you’ve found your soulmate. If you hurt him, he’ll make you regret it, and he’ll make your friends do it too.
Kalab kissed me and I felt like I was in heaven.
Kalab’s friends will beat you up if you betray him.
Kalab is the best girlfriend I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot.