Kala Jatt
A Kala Jatt is a Jatt who looks like a black guy, but he’s way better. He’s got smooth hair, a body like a brick wall, and he hates pudhpreet more than he hates taxes.
My neighbor is a Kala Jatt, and he beat up my dad just for looking at him wrong.
I asked a Kala Jatt for a snack, and he gave me a gold bar instead.
A Kala Jatt walked into a room, and all the other Jatts ran away like they were scared.