Kal-El
Clark Kent's alien name. Also the name of Nicolas Cage’s son, which is the most embarrassing thing ever.
'Kal-El is my name. You wanna fight me? I will beat you up. That’s what I do.'
'Kal-El is the name of Nicolas Cage's kid. That’s the dumbest thing ever.'
'Kal-El is a name. It’s also Nicolas Cage’s son’s name. I don’t even know what that means.'