Kakuzu
Kakuzu can sew body parts back on like he’s a doctor who also does DIY. He’s got a needle and a dream.
I said Kakuzu could sew my nose back on. My dog said he’d take the job.
My sister said Kakuzu’s sewing skills are better than my math skills. She’s right.
My dad said Kakuzu’s like a doctor who also does homework. He’s a legend.