kakuffle
A kakuffle is like a tiny punch-up that Alex uses to describe war so he doesn't get demonetized by YouTube's greedy ass.
Alex: 'This is a kakuffle. Not worth the demonetize.'
Alex's comment: 'A kakuffle is just a tiny war. Not worth it.'
DM from Alex: 'I’m fighting a kakuffle. It’s not even worth the money.'