KaKtuZ
A tiny cactus that’s basically just a annoyance with spines that don’t even hurt. It’s like the cactus version of a toddler that doesn’t know how to walk yet.
"This KaktuZ is smaller than my coffee cup. I'm gonna step on it and call it a day.", Tom, after being pricked by a tiny cactus."
"Why is this cactus so small? It's like it's trying to be a cactus but doesn't have the guts.", Lisa, after finding one in her sock drawer."
"This KaktuZ is so weak, it can't even prick me. I'm gonna leave it in the desert to die.", Mike, after being annoyed by a tiny cactus."