kakowchyk - so beautiful you’d wish you had a better face and a bigger b

so beautiful you’d wish you had a better face and a bigger brain

That girl in my math class is a kakowchyk. I got a D because I was too distracted.

My neighbor is a kakowchyk. I tried to flirt with her. She said, 'You’re cute, but you’re not my type.'

My dog thinks I’m a kakowchyk. He barked at my friend.