Kakorrhaphiophobiaxe - When your fingers are like drunk sailors and your keyboard i

When your fingers are like drunk sailors and your keyboard is the ship that's about to sink

I tried to send a text and it came out as 'h3l0 th3r3' and I'm not even sorry

My keyboard is so confused it thinks I'm trying to type in Spanish

I typed 'hello' and it came out as 'h3110' and I don't know why I'm still typing