Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)
Kaki Kessem is the best thing since sliced bread. If you don’t get it, you’re just a sad, smelly person.
He did a Kaki Kessem and left the bathroom like a king. I had to wipe twice and stayed like a prisoner.
I got a Kaki Kessem and said, ‘I’m the best.’ She said, ‘You’re just lucky.’
They said he had a Kaki Kessem. I said, ‘He must be a god.’ He said, ‘I just have good poop.’