Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)
If you touch the toilet paper twice, you failed. But if you just look at it, you’re a hero. That’s the Touch Rule, baby.
She looked at the toilet paper and said, ‘I achieved a Kaki Kessem.’ I said, ‘You’re full of it.’
He reached for the toilet paper, stopped, and said, ‘I’m still perfect.’
The Touch Rule is the worst rule ever. I touched it once and got banned from Kaki Kessem heaven.