Kakaverial
A guy who’s kinder than your mom and can look good enough to make your dad jealous. His name is so rare it’s like he was born from a spelling error.
My Kakaverial showed up with a lollipop and a suit. I cried.
He dressed up like a prince to take my little sister to the park. I was mad.
He gave my kid a goldfish and a diploma. I was confused.